Today's Mood-Turbulence Index
0%
Probability of a sick day soon
CLEAR SKIES
Stand down. Serkan is operational.
Early-warning radar for my coworkers — because surprise sick days trigger office-wide panic.
Serkan's immune system is allegedly powered by coffee, soup, and small denominations of currency. Pick a tier and help keep the forecast out of the red zone. Tax-deductible in absolutely zero countries.
Under 30% — Serkan is fine, stop worrying, go make coffee. Between 30–65% — mild weather front. Maybe keep his deadlines light. Above 65% — begin emotional preparation. Tissues, standup without him, the whole drill. Above 85% — he's basically already on the couch in spirit.
Observed something about Serkan today? Drop a short note. Keep it friendly — the database auto-rejects profanity.